sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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