well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
OPIZZABONMYDICK
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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