drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
