At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."