Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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