What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
operation harelip BJ is a go
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.