I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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