Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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