You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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