Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
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