I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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