So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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