I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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