I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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