If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm both gender and math confused
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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