Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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