he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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