Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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