let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize