I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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