ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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