haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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