So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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