nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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