do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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