Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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