Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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