You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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