garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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