I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
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