Im at strip club and am horny
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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