Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.