So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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