we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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