i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
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Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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