It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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