you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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