My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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