i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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