Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My ass is underappreciated
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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