well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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