We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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