And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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