I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
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he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm at about main and main street
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... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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