Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
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