I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just found puke in my bra..
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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