i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i dont even know how to be here
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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