Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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