You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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