Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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